| | For all the Texans in MyLot!! | | YOU KNOW YOUR FROM TEXAS WHEN...*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo.*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.*You measure distance in minutes.*Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.*You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.*You know cowpies are not made of beef.*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.*You know everything goes better with Ranch.*You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
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